Every year Lake Superior State University in Michigan presents its List of Words to Be Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness. I always look forward to this in the hopes that people will take heed and quit using the overworked words and phrases that are now driving me crazy. Some of my most "unfavorites" from the past are "the fact of the matter is" (which usually means here's something I want you to believe that really isn't true), and any term reduced to a string of letters or acronym (as in HLN instead of staying Headline News, one of the silliest since it doesn't use any fewer syllables than saying the entire phrase). While several words from our recent presidential campaign made this year's list, such as "maverick," I was disappointed that "my friend" did not. Truly, if John McCain called me his friend one more time, I would have throttled him right through the television screen!
This seems the perfect time for me to share my own list of words I think should be banned - not necessarily from the Queen's English entirely, but specifically from artist statements. My intention is not to offend any of you who actually use these terms, but to encourage you to get out your thesaurus and find an alternate term that isn't as tired, vague and possibly pretentious.
Number 1 on my list is "intutitively" as in "I work intuitively," or "I choose colors intuitively." I never see that but I immediately translate it as meaning, "I don't know what the heck I'm doing!" I'd much rather hear that the artist is self-tuaght or that color choice has always come naturally. I don't know why "intuitively" gets my hackles up so but it does.
Number 2 on my list puts me in nearly as much of a tailspin no matter where it is used: "serendipity," as in "I rely on serendipity when designing." What the heck does that even mean, I wondered, when years ago everyone started using it. Ah, more not knowing what you're doing, just letting the good stuff happen by accident, not to plan. Granted, I've experienced serendipity, so know that it takes some talent to recognize when an accident results in something desirable. Maybe it's the "dipi" part of it that rubs me the wrong way. Couldn't they have come up with a more sophistocated sounding word for it? Too random for my liking, this serendipity stuff. Not sure I need the public to know that's how I arrived at something in my art, let alone rely on it.
Number 3 and the last word on my list is "playful," as in "I take a playful approach to my work." I guess by now I probably don't have to explain. Yes, I understand the need to play in order to learn and discover and hone your talents. But to say you take a playful approach to your art, makes me wonder if you're hoping that by saying that, people will overlook any technical or design shortcomings the work might have. Hey, I'm being playful here, lighten up!
Ok, maybe I should lighten up. ;-) But it wouldn't hurt my feelings a bit if I never saw these three words used in an artist statement again!
This seems the perfect time for me to share my own list of words I think should be banned - not necessarily from the Queen's English entirely, but specifically from artist statements. My intention is not to offend any of you who actually use these terms, but to encourage you to get out your thesaurus and find an alternate term that isn't as tired, vague and possibly pretentious.
Number 1 on my list is "intutitively" as in "I work intuitively," or "I choose colors intuitively." I never see that but I immediately translate it as meaning, "I don't know what the heck I'm doing!" I'd much rather hear that the artist is self-tuaght or that color choice has always come naturally. I don't know why "intuitively" gets my hackles up so but it does.
Number 2 on my list puts me in nearly as much of a tailspin no matter where it is used: "serendipity," as in "I rely on serendipity when designing." What the heck does that even mean, I wondered, when years ago everyone started using it. Ah, more not knowing what you're doing, just letting the good stuff happen by accident, not to plan. Granted, I've experienced serendipity, so know that it takes some talent to recognize when an accident results in something desirable. Maybe it's the "dipi" part of it that rubs me the wrong way. Couldn't they have come up with a more sophistocated sounding word for it? Too random for my liking, this serendipity stuff. Not sure I need the public to know that's how I arrived at something in my art, let alone rely on it.
Number 3 and the last word on my list is "playful," as in "I take a playful approach to my work." I guess by now I probably don't have to explain. Yes, I understand the need to play in order to learn and discover and hone your talents. But to say you take a playful approach to your art, makes me wonder if you're hoping that by saying that, people will overlook any technical or design shortcomings the work might have. Hey, I'm being playful here, lighten up!
Ok, maybe I should lighten up. ;-) But it wouldn't hurt my feelings a bit if I never saw these three words used in an artist statement again!









